Troubling Knitting Dreams
My weekend was nearly the same as most of my weekends except I had a bad dream on Saturday night that I thought I'd share with you.
I was in a favorite yarn shop that was located in a big drafty barn (that doesn't exist in real life). Yarn was displayed everywhere in many rooms. I was looking and looking for lace weight yarn and all I found was bulky or worsted weight. I was sure they carried lace weight and I had my heart set on purchasing some. I asked an attendant who looked suspiciously at me and avoided answering my question pointing me to some sport weight wool. So I asked another clerk and another clerk. Finally the last sales clerk instructed me to ask the manager who was hiding in a room knitting with bulky yarn.
Here's where the scary part happens. I asked the manager where the lace weight yarn was displayed and she stated firmly "If I have my way, we will never ever carry lace weight yarn". Oh my, my knitting heart was broken to pieces....So I left in tears.
It gets scarier my friends! I walked around and around the big barn trying to locate my red van (I don't drive a red van) which I never found. Dusk falls, half human and half animal people start emerging on the street and the country setting turns into a shady city area.
And then I woke up! I have no idea why I was dreaming about a lace weight yarn absence but the half human/animals I will blame on one too many Dr. Who episodes ;)
What would be your knitting nightmare?